Batter’s up.

To play Soy Sauce Baseball, you will need:

2 people
10-20 packets of soy sauce and/or duck sauce
1 ballet flat, or other shoe of choice, preferably flat
A cumulative year of dorm life or more, or other type of insanity.  (Alcohol allowable as a replacement)

How to play Soy Sauce Baseball:
Position the players at least 3 feet from each other (with proximity comes injury, be careful).  One player, the “pitcher” should have the packets of soy sauce.  The other player will stand in batting stance, holding the shoe as a bat.  Players should agree on a goal to aim the soy sauce for, though it is perfectly permissable for the batter to take over and simply aim for the pitcher.  The rest of the rules of baseball apply, as desired.

Should a packet explode on the carpet, wet a rag.  Do not rub, blot.

Have fun!

Would you like a delicious Mintimacy?

Apparently my site can be found by searching, “A word starting with M for friendship.” Hence the post title.

Seriously, I can’t think of one. The best I’ve got is “matrimony,” and…we’ll not get started on that one.

Mating
Motherly
Miserly
Macrame

Aaand I’m completely off target. Sure.

20 invisible bucks (or Monopoly money, two words which coincidentally start with “m”) for the first person to figure out an “M” word for friendship.

…Okay, scratch that.  If you’d been in my dorm room for the past half-hour, you’d know that a word starting with M that means friendship simply does not exist, and that this has now become a contest for “best/worst sounding word that starts with M that may or may not imply friendship.”  So, Monopoly money offer stands (if only for the cool M alliteration), but now, funniest sounding word wins.